This is the problem. There is Rose McGowan, who was sexually victimized, spoke out about it, and suffered professional consequence that were utterly unfair. And there is Rose McGowan, who is by all reports is obnoxious, erratic, and seemingly has no self-awareness. And you can’t separate those McGowans! They’re the…

C’Mon Rose...get over yourself. The movement was always about more than you. I feel bad for your pain, but you can’t erase that by bullying other survivors. Maybe you’re not invited places because you’re sort of a dick who wants to control the narrative? Maybe? Ya think?

People were paying attention to Rose McGowan. That attention has fallen off. Everyone is her enemy now.

SNL keeps treating diversity like a side piece to its main gig of having white dudes as hosts. Between that and the fact that its political jokes lack any teeth compared  to reality, it's hard to find the energy to watch. 

Why don’t YOU get a second job and donate $2 billion to charity?

Taco Bell, Chipotle, chicken, Sara Lee, cantaloupe, strawberries, peanut butter, Royal Caribbean....

It’s his prerogative.

Excuse you, but it’s Sondra, and we all know Vanessa was the worst. 

The same people who would not know what tertiary means.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

Are you trying to use reason to convince vegans? Silly boy.

Frankly, most of my “memories” of various pop culture icons of the 80s and early 90s are actually memories of Dana Carvey impressions.  

well in’nt thayt speyshil?!

Don’t judge. Now, if you’ll excuse me this Chardonnay isn’t going to drink itself. Happy Friday!

“there is no safe level of living” thank you professor spiegelhalter. this is going on my tombstone.

Only if you keep count.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.