SNL keeps treating diversity like a side piece to its main gig of having white dudes as hosts. Between that and the fact that its political jokes lack any teeth compared  to reality, it's hard to find the energy to watch. 

Why don’t YOU get a second job and donate $2 billion to charity?

Taco Bell, Chipotle, chicken, Sara Lee, cantaloupe, strawberries, peanut butter, Royal Caribbean....

It’s his prerogative.

Excuse you, but it’s Sondra, and we all know Vanessa was the worst. 

The same people who would not know what tertiary means.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

Are you trying to use reason to convince vegans? Silly boy.

Frankly, most of my “memories” of various pop culture icons of the 80s and early 90s are actually memories of Dana Carvey impressions.  

well in’nt thayt speyshil?!

Don’t judge. Now, if you’ll excuse me this Chardonnay isn’t going to drink itself. Happy Friday!

“there is no safe level of living” thank you professor spiegelhalter. this is going on my tombstone.

Only if you keep count.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

I have no doubt that booze is the root cause of a lot of health problems, but I think we have much bigger fish to fry here in the United States.  I would say that obesity due to the pervasiveness and availability of unhealthy, heavily-processed food ranks much higher than this.  Sadly, I think booze plays into the…

over 71,000 U.S. men and 18,000 women died in alcohol-attributed deaths in 2016.

As someone who’s moved somewhat uneventfully into the 50-and-over age group, I recall that “accidents” were the leading cause of death in my 20s, “disillusionment” was the leading cause in my 30s, “alcohol”, natch, in my 40s, and I’m now in “heart disease/cancer”. I think I’ll have a drink tonight, just to feel…