Jesus, you type like I think!

Yeah, except Brendan J IS THE LOTION for your dry carcass.

SHADE HEFFA! Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade.

"he also turned out to be a middle-aged, married woman with children/stepchildren (i forget which) who was also pretending to be a 7 or 8 year old girl online. i mean. just sayin." There, from invaderxkat. Twice for you.

The model can't even.

Ha. Because this tiny voiced performer (Molly Tuttle) is SO REVOLUTIONARY in her approach to ENTERTAINMENT. You see, not everyone's taste runs to somnambulant strumming and trite lyrics cribbed from the canon of teenage girls' journals. At times you want to listen to public radio and have something sedate playing…

Yes, Mommie Dearest.

In the video he promises basic competency at 20 hours, not expertise. And I didn't even buy the book!