“What is my purpose?”

“It also makes amazing drawn butter”

Uhh, guys? WTF?

Congrats to Danny Trejo. 48 years sober, an amazing accomplishment.

...given the number of people that have literally replied to my comment with “Black Cat”, you might be right.

I am of the belief that the world isn’t getting dumber, dumb people just have more access to tools giving them the ability to broadcast themselves to a much wider audience.

But is there evidence the world is actually getting dumber? People say that shit all the time, but I’m pretty certain there were a lot more dumb shits in the 1800's and 1st half of the 1900's at least.

$60 blowjobs—that’s a good price!

Honestly? I’d prefer Felicia Hardy. We’ve had MJ and Gwen in the films, but the Catwoman dynamic would be interesting to explore in a high-school environment.

Anyone else read it as “The Russians like Anna Kendrick for Squirrel Girl”?

He doesn’t even have a mother named Martha! - Snyder

Been holding off on the blu-rays waiting for this

Zack Snyder is unamused. Capering, after all, leads to shenanigans.

You don’t pee in the pool because others would be floating in your piss. That is why.

What is this, Tomb of the Cybermen?

The Internet: “We really want to see more black superheroes.”

I’m thinking the religious angle was a goof on Veggie Tales.

I found it amusing. The funniest part was my interaction at the box office: