You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

One of the things I like about that song is it's in Taylor's high, relentlessly chirpy voice. Also, it's the perfect beat for power-walking with the pooch.

I was hoping for something a little more fast paced (at least in the beginning) and a woman singing, but it was okay.

Stop acting like 'Shake It Off' isn't great

*shrugs* I love Shake It Off. It's on my workout playlist. COME AT ME.

"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

"Isn't this Gawker offshoot site that I post on multiple times a day just the worst??!!"

I don't know anything about Nick Hogan, but was he also a minor when the photos were taken? If that's the case, then I don't know if it's as terrible. I don't know, I never exchanged nude/sexy pictures - how does it work normally when/if you break up with someone? I feel like I would probably get rid of any, but then…

It highlights something poignant: being a member of a minority has costs, like it literally costs more in money to live somewhere tolerant. Because tolerance is desirable, like leafy trees and good schools. It costs more to deal with the anxiety you face coming from a mixed race family- more in time spent with…

I commented with this on the first article, but as a biracial girl raised by a white mother, I feel for this family. It is no fun being raised by a woman you look nothing like. My mom did the best she could in our overly white town, but it sure as hell wasn't easy, and we heard some nasty words from all sorts. No…

There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.

I'm glad this post clarifies some peoples' concerns that her complaint with the sperm bank in any way indicated that she didn't love and cherish her daughter exactly how she is. I'm glad she's suing them because it's incredibly important that people be provided with accurate information when choosing a donor whose DNA…

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

Uh, as a parent of a 13 year old girl....I very much don't want her to go out "— out anywhere where young men drink alcohol."

What in the fresh hell did I just read?

Yeah...I also feel like generally teenage girls don't need to be told to count calories, or go into bars with drunk adult men.

"Why don't you just be … nice, instead?" a boy will say to you. "Just kind, and chilled, and interested in life?" You are so impressed with this Zen piece of advice that, eventually, you marry the boy.

Thirteen year olds, go out and hang out with drunk boys? Don't eat potatoes and bread or else you'll get fat (god forbid!)? What is this crock of shit? Feminist author, okaayy suuuure.

Wait a sec...you're amazed now by the Pageant's moral priorities?

I don't know, nerdybirdy also mentioned that her school had a lot of stairs. While the part about making sure no one else got teased certainly fits in with what you're saying, I can definitely see that if skirts getting flipped up by accident, or (by nature of stairs) people are regularly placed in a position below…