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She is a realistic example of extreme weight loss. Would it be better to only show people that can turn into a tight size 6?

That photo is just bad. Regardless of her skin, this photo is not flattering. Her bikini choice is bad. The location is bad. The pose is bad. Shape was perfectly polite to her about it. WTH?

Oh, FFS. She looks like she has an alien egg sac on her in that picture. Quit being such a princess and put a damn shirt on.

"He wanted to break me and that's something he couldn't do. Because you can't break someone that's already been broken. You can only make them stronger."

damn tom cruise gives me the creeps, to think I had a poster of him back in the day. Anyone connected to Scientology has serious issues.

Yeah, the first time I saw the James Hewitt conspiracy theory, I was totally on board with it . . . until I saw the pictures of a young Prince Charles, and then I realized he looked like him too. Apparently Diana had a type, and that type was . . . men who looked like her future son.

Sorry, but the Marilyn Manson/insertandrogynousmusicianhere having his ribs removed to autofellate totally beats Marilyn Manson on Wonder Years.

I go back and forth on the Prince Harry/James Hewitt thing. On the one hand, Harry looks an awful lot like the formerly-dashing former cavalry officer; on the other hand, he also looks a lot like Diana's side of the gene pool, i.e. the Spencers. Personally, I think he looks more like Hewitt than he does the Spencers,

And ya know, I'm always amazed it got so much traction, because it just doesn't make any damn sense. Getting the gerbil up there would be a logistical nightmare; it couldn't possibly feel good, and even if it did, the gerbil would soon die of asphyxiation or being crushed; and with the myriad simpler things one could

Number 1.5: Walt Disney is frozen in some chamber under the Cinderella castle, to be brought back to life in the future. That was spread like fact in my elementary/middle/high school years.

I feel extremely old right now, because the (terrible!!) Richard Gere gerbil story and the one about Rod Stewart having a gallon of semen pumped from his stomach are nowhere on the list. Those were massive back in the day!

As much as I agree with you about the siren who lures civil rights to their doom, I think it is important to recognize moments when even the devil is human. They didn't just make it illegal, they made it a felony. Unanimously. In Arizona. We should take five minutes to throw our Holy Shit party, and credit the woman

ARIZONA?!?

A.) How is this not already a law everywhere?