It's simpler than that. Just don't show your face. Hackers suck, but you are not going to beat them, since they are usually the ones who create the software designed to protect us from them. It is basically like firing the police and giving their badges to the Bloods.

This tries so hard to be witty.

What the hell is wrong with those raging fucking sociopaths. Child abuse or not, I don't know if I could control my rage if I witnessed this. I hope they get jail time.

"You are a million brilliant sparks, flashing against a midnight sky."

This is awesome. I wish I had a camera like this when my dog and cat tag teamed a possum. Even at high speed it was astonishing.

How about Epic Rap Battles of History? Or Amish Paradise? Coolio liked it so much he dropped the lawsuit after he heard it.

I don't find prostitution inherently aweful. Performers (yes, I am calling them performers) are often required to wear scant clothing in crazy temperatures. You should check out the Vegas pirates show. Outdoors, bikinis, and cool night desert temperatures = rough working conditions but worth it for the performers.

I can't point the finger at police here. They were told by qualified medical professionals that the child would be dead in twelve hours due to power issues with his feeding tube. You can certainly blame the hospital, but the police were doing their job.

Wait, how is it "Open" if there is no outside sex? Don't get me wrong, I am not a fan of open relationships. Every one I have seen is a disaster. (No, I don't want your life story and how it works for you. This is the internet, so I won't believe you anyway. Don't waste your time.)

Oh God, I thought I was about to witness a homicide. Shit that was intense. I can't say anything more than that his parents are piss poor human beings.

I agree with Prudence. Why do I have to tell my family I'm bi? I am in a monogamous relationship, married for 15 years, and we are very much in love. What does my sexual attraction have to do with my family? Maybe next I can show my mom my sex toys, or share sexy pictures with my brother. It doesn't have anything to…

Good for Stewart. I also don't give a fuck what people think and don't bother to craft a public persona. It is a very freeing experience. You should try it sometime.

how strange, some on their facial expressions look blissed out.

Cheerleaders first evil is my favorite!

I love this. We live in a corporate consumer culture. If they have figured out how to profit from it, more power to them.

You do know that white and black are not the only race options here, right? The focus on microaggressions between black and white are causing more harm. Until you focus on disparity between all races you are part of the problem.

I love how every time science discovers something new the Luddites have to make fun of this. If you think this is normal then you have never woken up in a complete panic and attacked your spouce. I have. It was stimulated by Chantrix. I literally violently attacked him in my sleep. He had to hold me down for fifteen…

Good luck at Newsweek! That is a hell of a job.

I have never seen that! I love the moment when they combine hip hop with ballroom. Great video.

Ok, for anyone talking about how this will "destroy his life," get over it. He entered the competition. Katie wasn't peeking in windows at an underground dungeon party, this was a publicized event. If you run for Mr. Leather Anywhere, expect that to be available to your colleagues. Like they told Melissa King, it is…