I went searching for this in a blissful state of empowerment. I knew it was fake, but hey, I can dream. I would buy the hell out of this. I love this man.

You have to set up something. My mom is real old world. She believes that giving cash as a gift is tacky. So register or get what you get. That being said, I don't see why you couldn't include a registry slip and a "help up get our apartment" gofundme and stick those slips in the invite. The funding page has more…

You seem to miss the part where I compared balls to ovaries (a much more accurate comparison). And when you have a UTI it is actually the vas deferens that itches, not the penis.

Perhaps not. I also don't use "vagina" to refer to my ovaries. Apples and oranges. Does a guy ever say "my vas deferens itches?" No.

I never thought I would quote this movie, but "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." We realize there are lots of special parts down there, but vagina is the vernacular term. By correcting people for saying vagina you are only making yourself look pretentious. Besides, I will call it whatever I want, including…

What a pig shit bastard.

People are always using statistics to try to disenfranchise people. As a woman I am intimately acquainted with this. And this, perhaps is not the best way to discuss it. Perhaps mentioning that they are being judged for the poverty and substance abuse caused by the murder and oppression of their people through an…

And First Nation peoples in Canada experience alcohol related deaths at 6x the general population in Canada. Surprisingly, invisible lines in the dirt have little effect on alcoholism.

"Intimations" of poverty and substance abuse? Do you read? Native Americans in reservations experience much higher rates of poverty and alchoholism rates at 6 times the national average in the US. That is not racism, that is statistics, and pretending the problem is a racist lie does nothing to help indigenous…

Is he just talking about the flat sheet? Or is he saying he sleeps straight on the mattress? Because if so that is nasty shit. Do you know how many mites are attracted to a build up of skin cells and bodily fluids? Fucking disgusting.

I don't really care how they support it, Isreal's actions fly in the face of basic human rights. Fucking atrocity.

I think I would be friends with this guy. There are a couple things (like the spiders) that check me off this list, but he sounds like a riot.

I hyphenated and gave my kids my husbands name for a very simple reason: I want to work in an area heavily protested by ecoterrorists. I would like the option of having only my maiden name professionally and my married name personally. sometimes it is about more than patriarchy. I don't doubt they can track me down,…

I have to say that I would be pretty damned fed up if I was getting sex three times a month. In fact, I would be irritated if my dh and I did it three times a week. Every marriage is different, and this might not be the right marriage for them.

She is 9 and it is illegal. Period. You can't leave a nine-year old unsupervised for the duration of your work shift. You can't and it is illegal. Like it or not, that is how it is.

I don't blame him in the least. Consider:

Can the paper sue? To recover the damages?

A symptom of the War on Women combined with the War on Drugs. Soon they will start prosecuting drug-using women of child bearing age due to the threat to future fetuses by exposing our eggs.

The judge probably has some pedophilic tendencies. Sexuality is a spectrum, and pedophilia is no different. People with these tendencies are less likely to see them as morally abhorrent.

Jesus, I get that what she did was bad, but she is not one of the "hugest assholes e'er to roam the Earth." Have you ever heard of poaching? This is by far not even close to the worst slaughter of endangered animals. Shit, there was an armed contingent surrounding the last of a rhino species before it's death, and…