The real question is, “What kind of stuff will I be able to deface and destroy in the staging room before the match starts?”

Io9, and giz, have topics that are guaranteed click bait. Posting about Abrams, Snyder, Apple, or in this case Gotham, is a lazy way to rile the haters and pull some quick ad revenue.

I havent seen it yet. But I’m going to hazard a guess that you are in possession of both realistic expectations, and a modicum of respect for creators and their difficult endeavors.

Maybe people actually like it? Shocking I know for people to disagree with your review.

“Humper-dumper-di-doo!”

I wanted to see Arseface become a rock star!

And the ‘last of the bloodline’.

The only reason I could see for Emily to feed Miles to Cassidy last week was to justify her inclusion into whatever hideous fate was awaiting Annville. Up to that point she’d been the only vaguely-redeeming character in the town, but after duping the irritating-yet-benign Miles into becoming a Happy Meal, you can’t…

I really hope that we get the line, “I have an erection.”

Any article about Mr. Björnsson must include him with his dog Asterix.

It’s how Arya killed Meryn Trant, the face thing.

Speaking of the credits, it appears the Citadel has the weird clockwork armillary sphere thingie that serves as the “sun” of the map hanging from the ceiling of its library. Weird.

Ned Stark: This baby knows nothing.

A part of me thought, well, this is GoT, Jon marrying Lady Mormont wouldn’t be frowned upon. He’s an honorable guy and would respect her like Tyrion did Sansa.

I think it also included “Sparrow executes or at least completely defangs Cersei. Marge rules via boob power over Tommen.”

Lyanna Mormont 2016

FUCK’S SAKE, EVERYBODY ELSE - CERSEI, DAENERYS, JON SNOW, SANSA, EVERYBODY! - MOVE OVER, BECAUSE THERE’S ONE, AND ONLY ONE, TRUE QUEEN OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS!

“Oh and she can face change despite never learning how.”

Arya! If those two boring years was the price to pay for getting THAT scene, I’m ok with that.