Eventually, as do we all.

He’s looking back at the sea

Yes, yes, yes. I want his presidency to become the political sin that brings about the flaming sword at the entrance of Eden guarding against humanity’s return to the garden.

I kind of agree with you, because nobody thinks it’s odd when a woman in her 20's says she wants to date older men because “men my age are so immature,” so he should be able to say the same thing. But there’s no reason ANYONE needs to rip on other people to justify who they’re attracted to. Dan’s probably right in…

Your only option at this point is to retreat into Lamarckian denial.

She’s clearly using the bag to hide the fact that the scientists created a fluffy Cerberus

The fact that we’re applauding teenagers for asking hard questions goes to show that the adult journalists have not been asking hard questions for years.

I could tell by that look in your eyes.

Even Mel Gibson knows you have to set up The Apostles in individual movies before having them team up.

If we had Christopher Walken when he was younger . . .

But, if he can fly fast enough to turn back time, shouldn’t he have been fast enough to have stopped 2 missiles going in opposite directions?

Yeah, it’d be different if Superman left Krypton as an adult or somewhat older child, in which case we’d need to understand the world he comes from to understand him. But since he leaves it as a baby who’s too young to remember anything that happens on Krypton, it’s a bit like devoting twenty minutes of screentime to…

I’ll probably ban my kids from anything scoring less than 50% on Metacritic.

Every once in a while, my mom would decide something was crap and say I shouldn’t watch it.

“I like artists with both their ears.”

As someone who was diagnosed as on the spectrum in my 30s and who is raising 2 boys on the spectrum I am torn on these kinds of movies.

I don’t think the post was being disrespectful to anyone unfortunate enough to be traumatized by sexual harassment or assault. I saw it more as pointing out the absurdity of an article with a headline saying it’s about sexual harassment, then a redundant disclaimer saying ‘Warning: the following contains what the…

Warning: Sexual Misconduct Article You Intentionally Clicked On Includes Descriptions Of Sexual Misconduct.

And the commenters outside looked from the AV Club to the racist bloc, and from the racists to the AV Club, and from the AV Club to the racists again; but it was impossible to say which was which.

She was sitting on his marble countertops- she could have easily kicked him away and left. I’m 5'3 and have done that to guys who were over 6 feet. It’s force plus the element of surprise. Subtle, non verbal cues don’t always work. No one can count on anyone else picking up non-verbal cues. It’s not blaming the…