Even when the original came, out, the idea of “fart” being too extreme for kids was dated.

It’s worth mentioning that the Sodomites were actually the members of The Living Theater.

According to AL.com, police said there were no other weapons involved in the altercation.... This spring, a Jefferson County (Ala.) grand jury declined to bring an indictment against Jemison, finding that she had shot Jones in self-defense.

When I did photo-model, I got right of refusal of use written into the release. Otherwise, no deal.

...Much to the chagrin of public officials who’d prefer this dark chapter in the country’s history not be drudged up.

Get a really long snorkel.

Biden was the VP solely because he was the safe, white, conservative Democrat who would make it more palatable for people to vote for a mixed-race, Arabic-named presidential candidate. And that’s why he’s polling well now. End of story.

This would be just the tiniest bit more credible if Trump hadn’t SPURiously avoided duty in Vietnam.

File under: “But of course....”

He may have a more elaborate theory, but he’s not the first to suggest that Manson was consciously engaged in mind control experiments. I remember one writer describing Manson’s primary method as high doses of LSD plus extremely prolonged cunnilingus.

And then Mexico really will end up paying for its own wall.

And the Nazis never won more than 37% of the vote in a democratic election in Germany.

The only reason the invite Squealer to a celebration in her honor is if it resembles Joffrey’s wedding on Game of Thrones.

Stopped clocks, etc.

My son is 10 is is very good-looking. I also used to have a really handsome cat.

A excellent book, highly recommended.

What in Trump’s background makes him qualified for the presidency any more than, say, my plumber?

850 threatening calls over 13 months? I wonder how much leeway he’d have gotten if his name were Abdullah or Ismail.

“How many other people can claim to be a Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame-er, SCTV alumni, Grammy winner, Martin Scorsese concert film subject, and the inspiration for a famous Muppet, all in a single life?”

I have to agree with King that not all cultures are equal. A racist, religiously dogmatic culture in which women are treated as chattel compares pretty unfavorably with an egalitarian, inclusive, tolerant culture. Which is why I’d never choose to live in Saudi Arabia or Alabama--or the wretched corner of Iowa that…