You would.

I’m a 19-year-old bisexual woman really into orgasm denial and edging.

If I—or any random plumber, teacher or taxi driver—beat on someone’s door, then shot him when he opened it, I wouldn’t be on “administrative leave.”

It was very Taxi Driver.

Jimmy almost driving away from the biker gang, then turning back to give them a sales pitch echoed, in a more dangerous way, Jimmy almost walking away from the copier company interview—but then turning back to give them a sales pitch. The man just can’t resist a challenge.

“I’m not a staffer!” Ivanka reportedly shouted back. “I’ll never be a staffer. I’m the first daughter.”

As a US citizen whose small kids were born abroad and several years later issued US passports (and who hasn’t resided in the country for nearly 20 years)... this scares me on a very personal level.

Your Friends and Neighbors and Happiness (released the same year, and which did make the list) would make a great double bill for anyone wanting to lose all faith in humanity.

I almost forgot about this one. In NY about 20 years ago, I was jogging at a good pace on a gym treadmill when I suddenly remembered something I’d forgotten to do, so I stopped. Just stopped, without turning off the machine. I was pitched face-forward onto the still-moving tread, which scraped a fair amount of skin…

While working in Tokyo about 12 years ago, I bought this nifty fold-up-able travel iron that was barely bigger than a mobile phone. One day I was using it and heard the phone ring... and, of course, answered the iron. (I haven’t owned or used an iron since.)

It’s worked for me. Now if all the rest of you would just get busy....

Unbelievable. My wife is 37. and looks at least ten years younger.

Yep. Party (though a largely racist party, this this case) trumps race here. They’d (grudgingly) vote for a black Republican over a white Democrat.

Unlike Trump and his henchmen, who are both stupid and repellent.

My sons (9 and 10) have had literally no experience of racism. In fact, when they asked about the “mudblood” stuff in the Harry Potter movies, I had to explain that it was a reference to racism and then explain that some people just don’t like other people based on their race. (My older son’s shocked response: “But…

This is not a country that needs dynasties—not Kennedys, not Bushes, not Clintons.

I know her name in Betty White, but is she really responsible for all this?

Observations...

I am happy we got the fun stuff we did, but it does make the last few episodes have some serious whiplash.

That should be “Thou art in Galilee...”