In other words, present-day American society?

As much negative stuff as I’ve heard about these films, I could never have imagined anything that bad.

Actually, that’s all he told us.

“High-functioning autistic.”

She also got really, really fat. Not that that’s a guarantee of anything.

You’ve either never been a professor or never worked in an office.

“I’ve been a happy Roomba 770 owner for over a year now, and will continue to be until it dies....”

“I’ve been a happy Roomba 770 owner for over a year now, and will continue to be until it dies....”

The only time I’ve been to a fortune-teller was many years ago with my ex-wife in Tokyo . He was a very old Japanese man and we told him nothing except our birthdays. He said that she would be successful working in government and would only be married once. This has become very much true; she is now single and a…

“A satanic perversion of God’s gift of sex.”

“...The script for “Patton” was written by Francis Ford Coppola during a meeting with an executive at Paramount....”

I saw that as an adolescent and vividly remember two other things: Adrienne Barbeau.

This is actually pretty much my approach with my kids. I’m much more permissive when the quality is good.

First time at a nude beach, it was my nine-year-old that freaked out. Little prude.

Why the hell would people from Norway want to go the US?

Are you proud of yourself, 35% of America? ARE YOU?

Sid Vicious.

They tried that once, remember? And we unfortunately stopped them.

Not a true blackout then. More of a grayout.

1980 or so.

We have a house, a child, and pets.