We all know what happens if she takes off the pearls, duh.

Everyone needs to get Chicago’s name out of their mouths after mass shootings.

Those aren’t pearls, those are Sean Spicer’s teeth.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

This is peak Negrocity. This is blacker than Obama’s Easter Suit. Blacker than Collards with Salt Pork. Even Kanye strolling the red carpet at the VMAs with a bottle of yak isn’t this black. This is the Vantablack of Niggananigans. We will never see another instance of blackness like this in our lifetime. It should be…

I was praying for him to not be muslim. With our prayers combined, from your lips to god’s ears that dude turned out to be a cracker. Praise be.

I’m not even black and I do similar, “Please do not be black or muslim.”

DC sniper messed up the curve.

I knew he was white. To quote my cousin Ahmed “Because niggas can’t shoot.”

I know, I think I view it more as an indictment of our national “discourse”, if I can use such a dignified-sounding word for such a crass thing. I was actually relieved when the shooter wasn’t identified as a Muslim or an immigrant or a racial minority, because I just know how Orange Foolius would use that to further…

“doing the “please-don’t-let-him-be-black” prayer”

Upon our initial examination of the video, our NCIS team (Negro Cigar Investigation Services)

Wait, do white people not know what Black and Milds are? How can you not know what they are?????

What if the parents are mutants but they don’t even know? Maybe they’ve got powers like enhanced breathing where they breathe 10% more efficiently than the rest of the human race.

I would be willing to bet money that Trump couldn’t pass the Turing Test. Everything he says sounds like it’s from a non-native speaker, has been poorly translated, or is from a flat out Data-style robot. He doesn’t know the words that normal people use for anything.

Shorty:

Why do you own semi automatic weapons - what do you plan to shoot with them?

Don’t forget the exclamation point at the end to show how excited he is about God Blessing America.

Anybody think the guy really is blind and is a black white supremacist?

So, when will the white community do something about their love of guns and violence? When are they going to do something about their need to inflict pain and suffering on large swaths of people to make up for their own inadequacies. When are white people going to do something about their people’s terrorist tendencies…