This is so fucked up.

I ain’t got my bail money just right, so i’mma have to leave the Root alone for a moment before I catch a case.

Fuck these bitches!

Alicia has light skinned sorf hair privilege. India Arie came out same time and won zero grammies for a more creative album because she was too black and less marketable than Keys. Still salty.

Soooo, my thoughts on that are that Swizz wrecked his home. Alicia took part in that, no doubt. Like no doubt at all. However, Alicia didn’t enter into a union with Mashonda; Swizz did.

This show is so, so odd. I honestly wasn’t expecting to like it but the AMAZING cast and low-key horrifying conceit really pulled me in.

Dehumanizing stare.

Missed “brown skin”

I... love that idea. And having recently rewatched season 1, I could totally see it being the case. Setting up the ‘murder’ of Janet, with the assurances that it wouldn’t matter, followed by the pleading for life (with the kids from the telethon!) and then the large announcement about said murder, but most especially,…

You said keys, but since this also happened to a deaf and speech impaired man...

Man, there are so many deadly weapons cops have to face; their job just sounds terrifying. Let’s review:

Cops are some of the worst POS ever. A pipe 15feet away and they were that scared?! I’m calling BS, simple Murder, call it as it is

ha i loved that the pizza in The Good Place is Hawaiian.... b/c my husband loves hawaiian and he is just wrong. we had TV-proof of his wrongness and he was a little sad about it!

One of the cops did use a taser.

That poor man and his family. How much of a coward are you if a stick scares you when you have a gun?! The terrifying thing is the deaf community is already so isolated and many are afraid of dealing with the police. This will make them more reluctant to report a crime.

Truly sickening.. I am deaf and I cannot hear... this is the reason why i stopped going to protests because I am terrified that a cop might shoot me if I don’t hear them yelling at me to step back or something like that... I am so freakin. SICK. AND. DAMN. TIRED. of these cops shooting people left and right. LEARN.…

I like that, in the same vein as the coffee pods, all the pizza in “The Good Place” appears to be Hawaiian.

Michael is definitely in some deep shit after last night. I anticipate he eventually ends up working with the four to try and keep himself out of an eternity inside a star. Their personalities seem to have grown through the first season, despite their memories being wiped - it probably is going to have less and less…

Seriously??? It’s a post about the season premiere. What did you think was going to be written here?

End of Season 2 twist: the Good Place was actually created to torture Michael.