I would argue — as a relatively successful and contributing member of society — that protesting against mass animal abuse is a pretty just cause to protest against.

I completely and wholeheartedly agree. I am also really sad that Jezebel decided to completely alienate its animal loving readers (which is probably a significant portion; I mean we're all liberals here amirite?) with the tone of this article. Shame on the "activist" and shame on Jezebel for using this ridiculous…

There's something quite ironic about supposed feminists mocking people who believe in animal liberation. Just bc you don't agree with animal liberation, doesn't mean you need to mock it.

I'm guessing when she says the minorities are "telling her what to eat" she's thinking of Moochelle Obummer and her crazy health plan/school lunches. Because we know the Obamas are atheist Muslims.

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.

She's trying to make lemonade, and step 1 is squeezing some fucking lemons out of the fuckups who are responsible for this mess.

A lot of people have had terrible things done to them and have never hurt anyone. I'm one of them.

It was on the handkerchief

You have it backwards. Once the order is granted, it's public fodder. It doesn't need to be public for it to be granted.

I am conflicted.

"Woman-folk" is a little old timey and creepy. Feminists these days prefer to be addressed "m'lady" if a random man on the internet is going to properly suck up to them.

Ruining a guy's reputation via an allegation with no proof behind it, but which everyone will believe because being labeled a rapist is just under being labeled a pedophile could be held to someone's reputation for the rest of their lives is just plain jane okay?

What if the guys' fraternity brothers are reporting these stories to haze them? In any case, this is not a good idea.

Oh, come on! Between this and Tom Hardy with his dog... This feels like it serves the same purpose as the "Hey Girl" Ryan Gosling memes. And he's a cop with probably a sexy foreign accent. Kill me now. Let me guess; he's great with kids, he cooks too, he's giving/passionate in bed and enjoys intellectually stimulating…

Damn, fuck the police just took on a whole new meaning.

Maybe he was just trying to grab that sweet, sweet gummi stuck to her butt...

"I clearly remember making a joke when the girl said, 'What would you like.' I kiddingly said, 'I would like you to go with nothing on it.' "

I was real salty the other day and was responding back like that (times 1000). Example: