Best I saw was on SportsCenter on ESPN. During the Top Ten Plays segment, they alternated between the two hosts, where Randy Scott (Randolph Scott!!) did the even numbers and Gary Striewski did the odd numbers. Every single one of Gary’s plays were incredibly routine, not spectacular at all. Like a lazy ground ball to…

I’m fine with that scenario.

I was thinking Les Schmiserables, or maybe Schment.

Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

If you want to enter the dragon, I’m sure there is a subset of fan fiction just for you!

♫ Just a spoon full of fucking helps the metaphor go down ♫

12 years and a pregnancy can do that.

Shadowrun is fine, since the future Pope declared that magic was not inherently evil.

#ABACAB

If I actually knew anything about what being an LGBTQ youth was like, I’d write that story right now.

I know that’s a typo, but now I’m thinking about a TV series with a bunch of LGBTQ kids who just told their parents called the Out Gang.

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.

About the same number who almost refused to work with him.

He’s the love child of John Wick and Severus Snape.

He’s the sexiest sexist.

CODPIECE!

Brother Cocaine Bear?

Makes sense, since most of the founding fathers were English ex-pats.