Maybe he thinks it gives him strange sexual powers

Not that it makes the crimes any more or less, but does anyone know if the prison is privately run or not?

TEEEEETTTTTSSSSUUUUOOOOOOOO!!!!

Balthazar?

I know others have said it, but Trevor Slattery and Madisynn must meet in a future MCU movie.

I can’t say why they didn’t, but they only have rights to the 3 books of LotR (including the appendices) and The Hobbit. The other works are still owned by the Tolkien estate. And they don’t have rights to the movie versions, so they can’t make things exactly like them.

Part of the problem is the source material they are allowed to use. Apparently, they have no right to anything from Silmarillion, so that could be why he didn’t go by Annatar.

Thankfully, he can’t.  He wasn’t born in the US.

Eitheror was my second cousin twice removed.

He likes shitting on things.

I really want a bumper sticker that says “Jesus Saves, Satan gets the rebound and SCORES!”

But calling him Dr. Quadpaw (that’s what the closed captioning said) is very Lucas.

There’s only one, and it’s in Portland.

Because the sports-that-don’t-seem-like-sports are now having multi-million dollar sponsored tournaments.

I mean, just inject them with mercury.  People expect to find that in fish!

Trump is guilty of a lot of terrible shit, but I don’t think you can blame this on him. There is crazy big money in fishing tournaments, and there’s no referee on each boat. People have been cheating to win money long before Trump was born.

Oh, get off your high perch.  It’s not like we haven’t seen this carp before.

I mean, everyone knows it’s Fonebone

Even if it is Gandalf, he wouldn’t call himself Gandalf.  Maybe Olórin. 

No offense, but you have been on 3 cheap cruises.