They’re one of the worst for using the right of offset, or accuse you if pyramiding

But for having very strict underwriting standards. They’ll lend you money for almost anything - you just need perfect credit.

That’s what I’ve done with my F56 JCW. 0.99%... done.

Military and government spook bank.

I’m a huge fan of them because they’re one of the only institutions that allow you to ship a car to/from Puerto Rico, which is great for me, since I’m from there and majorly homesick.

Pentagon Federal Credit Union. I have a credit card with them, and always get preapprovals from them.

My 2013 Passat 2.5 manual, Engine in Mexico, transmission in Argentina, most of the plastic bits in Germany and Slovakia... all assembled in Tennessee.

An Audi with a Jag Grille that made love with a Chrysler 200.

I thought it was a Chrysler 200 imitating a Jag imitating an Audi.

Sharpie fingers sound amazing.

Scion FR-S

Nothing many cans of spray paint and a hammer won’t fix

I’m pretty sure that you can haggle the extra $500 off.

Here’s what that bluetooth button exhaust sounds like on my car, a 3-door Cooper S with the JCW tuning kit

Two.

Consumers always appreciate honesty - it just has to be told in the language of the times.

Hello colleague!

That’s the market I was referring to.

That’s horrible.

They’re falling victim to the same thing MB did - trying to be everything to everyone and losing sight of what put them on the map.