Volcanic Orange really is one of the better MINI colors that there are. Mine's the one on the right.

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw that Discover card.

Orange. Because it’s my fucking car.

Tell me that when your car gets totalled, and you’re still holding the bill for a car that isn't driveable.

At 0% financing, it’s free money. Even if you have it, take the loan and keep your liquidity high.

I live in a place where the drivers are shitty, and lots of people carry bare minimum insurance (Florida). If you’re financing 100% (which is what I am assuming), then get GAP.

At 0% with a cash bonus, finance that shit - but get a good GAP policy.

Mini - the whole thing.

Would I buy a VW right now? Well, I own a 2013my VW back home, so I’d qualify for the loyalty bonuses.

Tell me more about this sandwich

Just when I bought a new car, you pull this out.

Any modern MINI that isn’t a Paceman or Countryman.

Extra points for using the word Dingus.

I wouldn’t kick this car out of bed.

Please tell me I’m not the only person that thinks the Jaguar C-X75 is Jaguar’s ugliest car (barely beating out the S-type)

If my local dealer weren’t such a piece of crap, I likely would've had a MK7 GTI.

Go Team Orange!!

Here’s a pic:

I opted for a ridiculously low mileage CPO’d F56 Cooper S former press car, and with the savings added the JCW tuning kit (also a ridiculously good deal thanks to a good friend at BMW) a few weeks later. I’m still ahead on the cost of a new F56s, without factoring in the CPO extended warranty. 2 months and 10,000…

I came very close to buying one back in July. A 2015 3-door S with a manual transmission. The deal was almost done, right up until the the sales manager treated me poorly, and I walked away with the paperwork already written (but not signed).