Don’t drag Robert Englund into this shit, you bastard!!11! The man is a national treasure. ;)

Kerry is this guy from Reanimator.

Kelly is missing a key ingredient of Trump’s beauty secrets:

I love this one! I need to get one now.

It sucks coming back tho. Leonard Nimoy breaks your knee caps with his stupid bell so you can get back to the prime universe.

You’re move Pussy Wagon.

No money shot? Lame.

It’s all fun and games until a cammo dude shows up and takes you to the butt probe station at S4, man.

Actually “Real America” is the name of this militia:

Oh , what the hell. Let’s go full mommy blog. Here’s Jax with a boo boo today.

Toomey is a grown-ass man, a congressman for fucks sake, who thinks homosexuality is like the cooties. I pray to the Sun God that McGinty wins.

Oh wow, you nailed it. That’s perfect!

Lewandowski said to Hicks, “You made a big fucking mistake; you’re fucking dead to me.”

Riddle makes me tingle down there.

Nice. Ritual destruction Tibetan sand mandala style!

GQ creates fake ad, JimmyDreams whines like an MRA.

I thought about it, too. I couldn’t find the right pic, but this is perfect.

“I’m Calvin Harris.”

According to my Fiend Folio: