Heeheee ! I watched this video 10 times . She so darned cute.

Q-Tip has always been a classy MC. Native Tongues Forever!

American small business pickup truck goes well with U.S. brand munitions. They just want a slice of Americana.

That's what I love about io9!

I have chest congestion, and I nearly died laughing at this. thanks!

What??!! Gila MONSTERS are not on the list?! They can grow as big as bulldozers. Here's photo proof:

Good lord. That was a vivid and horrifying description.

Wow, being Chuckles the Shit Clown must be a miserable existence.

Wow, that's just absolutely breath taking. It takes a special breed of human to do that. (my breed would be equivalent to a quivering Shih Tzu)

Don't be so sensitive. The massive level of douchebaggery between those two assholes is non-partisan. Besides, my girlfriend is a Republican. She's dumb as a rock, but she smells gooooood.

Big deal. She was having an off day. She probably has the same sinus infection that I've had for the last three fucking weeks. To me Mariah in the same league as Whitney Houston, Mary J. Blige, and Beyonce. She gets a pass from me.

I'm building a drum synthesizer. It will be MIDI and gate voltage controlled with TR8o9/TR909/CR78 goodness.

I remember when I saw this for the first time. I cheered like it was a winning touch down. NAILED IT!

Yeah, no appreciates my Fourth Doctor Scarf Penis Cozy .

Shicacaaaaahhhhh!!!

What's with all the spoilers in the trailer???!!! GOD DAMMIT!!

Wow! Deep Roy! I did not know that. He played another unforgettable creepy character in my favorite X-Files episode "Badlaa."

A Field in England

Oh hell yeah! We're done here.