You’re a towel.

I have been on and off of Craigslist for a week while working on this article. Luckily there aren’t too many confidence-inspiring examples nearby worth the money I don’t have.

Yup, find something steadfast and immovable.

I know you said JFK, but all I heard was Mayor Quimby.

Holy crap, it did buff right out.

I have a dozen of them in my car, have to stop every 50km or so to drain the gas tank before it overflows

I think it was called, “The RC Car That Couldn’t Slow Down”.

It was thoughtful of them to celebrate Hanukkah as well, by choosing a car that will burn oil for eight days straight.

If you won’t buy a used Ferrari once owned by a terrible person, you will never buy a used Ferrari.

Ha ha! It has a soul patch too!

I would’ve made it, but I had to return some video tapes and had reservations at Dorsia for the sea urchin ceviche.

The sheriff’s report said that no human remains were found near the vehicle, however, as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

The purpose of Chicago area transit is to provide government jobs with pensions not move people from the A to B they want when they want. People are to shape their lives around the transit system rather than the transit system serve their needs.

For about three decades now the Chicago way to get people use transit…

Nonono, a Subterranean Tunnel Transport Network for Electric Passenger Vehicles with Maybe Rails, or NAMBLA for short.

you know what everyone wanted from nissan more than the idx and a 370 successor?

“Other than looks, I just don’t get the appeal of the i8.”

Perfection