Correct.

Are those really strawmen?

Your jobs question has been trotted out during almost every technology revolution. Longshoreman used to be one of the biggest professions in the world. No, containers stopped that completely. And it created new options for people.

Out of the three big Germans, to me, BMW’s 90's cars are the only ones that have aged decently

Are you saying we can't have lesbian accountants? You know lesbians can be accountants now, right? And that they can buy their own cars? Some lesbian accountants even buy their own SLs, fulfilling a dual stereotype. Take your micro-aggressions somewhere else, bro. It's 2016.

At-least the auto makers he’s calling out can make a profit.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Are you sure this is a Bourne film? That camera looks way too stable.

well now we know why Matt was so awkward in the studio segments but so great in the features — he simply couldnt stand being in the same room as Evans (“supposedly,” of course). LeBlanc is smart, witty, fun, and very unafraid to speak his mind (likely hasnt learned to fear the almighty BBC yet). Love reading comments…

The best N64 games was Wave Race! Still the best Jetski game out there

Joke’s on them, I’ve been putting glue in my cereal for years.

I prefer the AmazonBasics 6 ft certified lightning cable. I have never had any issues with it breaking down. It doesn’t seem to tangle either. 6 ft means you can (usually) use your phone when it’s plugged into the wall, but it’s not so long that it’s entirely cumbersome. And it’s fairly cheap at $8. They’re the only…

I prefer the AmazonBasics 6 ft certified lightning cable. I have never had any issues with it breaking down. It…

Rightfully so. Modern Ferraris look like Hyundai Tiburons with Autozone vents stuck on.

Nah, the best car Fiat makes today is a Mazda. The Mazda came before the Fiat.

Person walking down the jetbridge stairs: I’m famous!....Dammit, I missed it!

Now listen to me.... Jo-LENE, I’ve got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal - and no pickles! Oh God help you if I find pickles!

White Stripes version,

It’s a biker project motorcycle theme

Cuteness Overload: Sabine Edition

Are you sure that wasn't a lost Cars & Coffee Mustang trying to run down all those people?