This deserves more stars. It made me groan; an true indicator of a well-done pun.

Fairly early reading through the comment section here... but not a lot of positive comments about peoples’ love of taxis.

The traffic is awful and so are other drivers. Room to really open it up and go fast is hard to come by. The streets are riddled with potholes and road damage. And to top it all off, there’s garbage everywhere

Drove one of these from Milan to Lauterbrunnen. It was amazing, but sadly the passes over the mountains were closed do to weather (so the Furka Pass remains on my to do list).

All I want to know is; does he get to keep the Aston, or does he have to drive around whatever “hot hatch” Renault makes?

Ooooh, does he say the word “quirk” in this one?!

Bluetooth into my stock stereos.

People have paid more for engine-less Spits that look less clean in pictures than this one.

NP all the way! I would happily let someone pay me $8,900 to take this!

We are very happy! Here’s a caricature drawing she had done of herself on our honeymoon:

There. Now you’re un-grayed so everyone can see how fun you are at parties.

Absolutely you can enjoy them without getting in their faces. Like, via pictures. So you can appreciate this whale shark via my picture while you sit at home stewing about a consummating-a-marriage-to-a-whale joke.

Got to swim with these guys near Isla Holbox off the tip of the Yucatan. Guys, its a totally doable trip! Go!

Eh, I see the lineage for sure, but not a fan of the originals either:

It was kind of a bummer (but understandable!) that the stunt pilot wouldn’t do it without a helmet; James Bond doesn’t wear helmets!

I didn’t find this very attractive when I saw the leaked pics of it, but what it lacks in aesthetics-matching-the-original, it makes up for in GADGETS-matching-the-original.

These things are absolutely gorgeous, but the taillights... am I the only one that’s bothered by them?

There you go. Now you’re out of the grey.

I think there are a lot of people as of late, that would love to have that excuse as it pertains to a tweet impacting their professional life. I wouldn’t be surprised if this author has chastised others for their tweets.