"We only have to make it 1 yard to win, and we have the best RB in the league, a man whose well-deserved nickname is "beast mode". What should we do coach?"

If only they had the best RB in the league, they could've avoided this tragedy. Oh wait.

He should be decapitated, and his head paraded through town on a pike. His body should be left for crows to feast upon, then burned. The spot where this sacrilege occurred should be salted so that nothing may grow, and any who ever speak his name should be silenced. May he rot in the deepest reaches of hell. This is…

Link? I haven't read it yet.

Yeah, well research shows that science is for nerds so there.

I really want to believe in ghosts, so the ghost of her grandpa can go wreck this dweeb.

You are painting "gamers" with a pretty broad brush. I would think that I would qualify as one, though I don't really use the label, because I play video games about 30 hours on average per week. Nearly a full time job. I take offense at saying I lack a literary sense, since I minored in literature and majored in…

I know your question wasn't directed at me, but its gameplay mechanics are pretty dull. Having an arbitrarily low resource (the battery) for no good reason, coupled with the only moves being to lock two doors, doesn't strike me as particularly fun. I don't mind the campy story, though it's more humorous than creepy.…

It is an optional dungeon, here's a video link to the news. I think it's a great idea, I'd love it if Dark Souls had a procedurally generated dungeon. Always keeping it fresh!

Well, there is 1 randomly generated dungeon in Bloodborne, so it does have one roguelike element.

That's the one for kicking?

Here's the thing, the host gets a tip based on percentage of sales. So if you stiff your waiter, THE HOST STILL GETS A TIP. So you screwed over your waiter, who had to pay the host out of the $0 that you gave them.

Agreed. I definitely had a free-range childhood, and never had any problems being out on my own. Granted it was a rural-ish area, though on the outskirts of a decently sized city. The only real trauma that happened to me as a child was when I was being supervised (Thanks rapist pedophile babysitter!)

Yes, this song is everything. EVERYTHING.

To be fair though, the cartoon style looked a lot better than games like PD that tried for more realistic graphics. Honestly Mario 64 still looks decent. Goldeneye and PD, not so much.

I remember playing MTG a few years back with a U/W control deck. Threw in Avacyn for my wincon and more control. Anyway I ended up beating this one guy who was obviously a semi-pro level player, who was so incredulous that he lost to an 8 drop (again, control deck can survive til an 8 drop, not a big surprise. I had…

Funny, I don't remember anyone named Xehanort in that game.

I would refute your statement, but this conversation is already incredibly boring. Goodbye.

I don't know if the articles that are published here with super old information or the people bitching about Destiny (we get it you stopped playing a broken game 3 weeks into release and you are dumbstruck why people still play it) rustles my jimmies more.

I don't know if the articles that are published here with super old information or the people bitching about Destiny (we get it you stopped playing a broken game 3 weeks into release and you are dumbstruck why people still play it) rustles my jimmies more.