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I seriously don't understand this obsession with Disney princesses. Aren't they just cartoons? I grew up watching them, my daughter grew up watching them and my sister, and we moved on. It seems as if every day there is an article on Disney princess either here, on Buzzfeed, or other pop-culture sites. Meanwhile, irl,

Remind me never to be photographed next to Kim Kardashian- she makes any woman next to her look like so common and unpretty, such is her sheer physical beauty. Case in point - Beyonce, in all those tours with Jay-Z and Kanye, and now Kate Middleton. Kim basically wiped the floor with them. Kate, an ordinarily pretty

noooo! That line is hilarious-and me and my kids listen to that song at least 500 times a day! We had a "Thrift Store Fashion Show" at our school in Feb, and that was the theme song- good times!

"Picking my polish by the name is my meditation on setting the tone for my life. I really want to be a mermaid when I grow up..."

Essie is like in the incarnation of evil capitalism in my local drugstore, all those rows and rows practically identical shades, making me, hapless female consumer whose head has been stuffed with images of unattainable feminine beauty, dizzy with choice and longing. Honestly, who can really tell those interminable

In fact, I've put up all my grad work assignments online on a regular wordpress blog, and I really don't care if someone uses it without citing- the important thing is for the word to spread, right?

Eh. I'm pretty lax about plagiarism. I don't do it myself, for fear of being caught and the fall-out, but I don't mind others doing it in an intelligent way. Shakespeare was a plagiarist, copyright/capitalism/individualism blah blah blah. I don't believe in setting up profs to "police" the works of students, making

Glad to see Ms. Ono's and my mind working in similar directions!

"flexible"- in the physical sense as well- heh heh (smutty mind alert).

the pearl cage hat is anti-woman.

Ha! how serendipitous, I was just blogging about Morse and Lewis yesterday, following some chance remark of my daughter.

> I know a lot of his fans wouldn't give him the time of day if he wasn't a popstar.

What a mistake on AH's part, and how smart of AS to be snapped side-by-side. AS is so, so much prettier than AH.

No! The other way round- he sleeps with the MILF, then falls in love with daughter. If i remember clearly.

She is, isn't she? Even in her music videos where she looks so beautiful and polished, there is always something curiously unpleasant -some times downright repulsive- about her vibe. That "I will CUT you if you stand in my way" look she always has- not becoming.

Never saw or heard of Sheeran, thankfully, but he seems like a prime candidate to be included on Cracked.com's list of celebrities who look like elderly lesbians as they age.

Someone should do this with Axl Rose- the original screamer.

No no- if you watched the video 10,000 times like it was shown back in the day- the whole story is Mrs. Robinson, The graduate. Young man sleeps with hot mother then with younger hotter daughter.

And that's the first time I think I've seen "girlie"written with a fancy Frenchy "ie" ending instead of good old English "girly". Anybody else remember the good old Lousia Alcott book where Polly is going round clutching pearls at all the city girls spelling their names with "ie" at the end?

I thought pussy bows were associated with Margaret Thatcher. Least girlie woman imaginable.