Craft Thread!

Ugh. Venting time.

It might be time to define some boundaries for your relationship. If both of you like to have other people on the side, are mutual friends off-limits or not? Do you tell each other beforehand/afterwards or just go with the flow?

2015 really was a horrible year. I’m really hoping 2016 is better. I’m really hoping being 27 is better than 26 was.

Random question: how do you feel about people who say their significant other “let” them do something? I’ve noticed an uptick of people around me saying it lately and it makes me so deeply uncomfortable. I know not to say anything but squick! Like every time I’ve heard it it sounds like such an imbalance of power and…

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? I’ve got a Lagunita’s Lil Sumpin’ Sumpin’ Ale. Hoppier than I normally like, but I’m enjoying it anyway.

Emotions ran high this week. My husband has just been allocated for a project in Bentonville, Arkansas. So we have to move there, from Orlando, FL. As a knee-jerk reaction I said “NO!” but that’s not realistic. So now I have to come to terms with moving to a state in the bible belt that brings Mike Huckabee and the…

I carry pepper spray that has ink in it that is visible under a UV light for up to 72 hours, even if the person tries to wash the shit off. I also carry this tool that can easily shatter a femur or take out an eye with enough pressure. I haven’t had to use them and hopefully never will, but it’s nice to have a little…

Greatest and most depressing stocking stuffer.

Two beauties. Is the spandex Margarita? (they’re the only one’s I know who customize, so if not them, share with fellow Span stan)

Dammit. I must learn this. I feel like it’s the best possible ringtone for when my supervisor, a kind but somewhat demanding man in his late 60s, calls.

That is actually awesome. Is this in the iTunes store?

That is so awesome!!

Good point-12.5 year age gap. She’ll come around starting tomorrow because we just got cleared for Cheerios and teething biscuits.

Someone on my block has a habit of whistling “Farmer in the Dell” as they walk down the street and I am so, so disappointed that no one ever makes the joke.

He’s such a great character! He ripped my heart out time and time again, but he was my very favorite.

So I was wondering if you can really remain friends with your ex. Mine contacted me out of the blue and said she would send me some money she owed me that I had given up ever getting. It was kind of shocking and out of nowhere. We’ve been Facebook Messageing and it’s been nice, not i’m wanting to get back together but…

Shout out to everyone dealing with chronic pain while staring down into the abyss of winter. Wishing you an ample weed supply. Say it with me: Fuck this shit.

I ordered a basic rechargeable e-cig kit, and it arrives Monday! Thanks to all my Jezzy friends who’ve encouraged me to give it a try and finally get off of my much-needed but much-hated cigarettes. I’ll report back once I’ve gotten the hang of it. I don’t even know how it works at the moment but I guess I’ll learn.

I am eating my weight in guacamole and reading the new Rick Riordan book...