I really don’t want to sound like a creep, but I feel like I could stare at your baby’s eyes for a long time. They’re just so gorgeous!

Eyeballs WHOA

Ah, yes on both counts! A friend told me to check out Hamilton, and I saw Fun Home’s performance at the Tonys. Thanks!!

What tunes/shows especially? I love Broadway stuff but sometimes I think my knowledge is really narrow. I’d love some suggestions!

Sedona (Houndmouth). And Sister of Pearl (Baio.) Listen To The Man (George Ezra) refuses to leave. And yes, you did say “song”. Singular. Mo/ DJ Snake/Major Lazer Lean On. Get the hook...

My satellite radio has been on the Broadway station lately, and I’ve downloaded tons of free Broadway tunes from Amazon Prime over the last few weeks. It makes me so very happy, and I AM NOT ASHAMED.

“I wanted a six-inch Italian B.M.T. And for my sins, they gave me one.”

naked and in a mood to re-enact the opening scene from Apocalypse Now

“whom we all called Caramel Lady. ”

Even as a seven-year-old, I was so baffled at the drug lyceums my school would have where they claimed that drug dealers hang around the playground, give kids stickers with acid or LSD on them, and then the kids are hooked on drugs FOREVER! My allowance was $1 a week, I could not afford drugs. That’s just a horrible…

Given that Halloween is coming up and all sorts of stupid lore about treats laced with tricks will soon full the media, here is a simple trick to detect illicit drugs in your confections:

“Oh. Duh,” she says, echoing my thoughts entirely, “Okay, I’ll take the crispy chicken salad with extra extra ranch” she concludes out of nowhere.

I spent my tween and teen years in Hawaii, where cockroaches get to be several inches long, and, even more awesomely, fly. When I was 12, I was up late reading after the rest of my family had gone to bed, and the largest of these monstrosities I’d ever seen basically dive bombed me, and then flew down the back of my…

The ‘Palm-Etto Bugs’ they keep correcting me - itsagiantfuckingcockroachyousonofabitch!

I was having dinner outside with two friends and suddenly something flew into my hair and got caught and was flapping around trying to get out- something big. I instantly put my hands in my hair trying to hold whatever it was off my scalp/face while screaming- “Is it a bat?!!” to my horrified and fascinated friends…

I am terrified of cockroaches. I can’t even kill one. I have to run out f the room and scream for my husband or one of my 7 year olds to kill it. (The 11 year old shares my phobia and is useless.) A couple of years ago, I was driving one of my twins to the urgent care doctor to deal with some sudden child plague. I…

Its not a bug, its a lizard.