I’ve been on both sides of this as a chef, or server and as a parent.

Exactly! At least it’s good to know that I’m not the only one who goes through this. It started out with mostly physical symptoms but as it continues and wears me down and freaks me out, I’m getting more irrational fears and just getting myself down in general. Thanks for your kind words :)

Boo, many miles from NYC. But yeah...hair peeps that you view as magicians are worth their weight in gold.

Herbal Essences smells like angel berries and I do not judge for one second.

Um, yeah.

Bottoms-

Yeah, I think normally people would agree with them and have their backs. However, it was truly a hit piece of a competitor, and he's not a public figure so it truly should not have been posted. Had the editors released a statement admitting they made a mistake in publishing it I think people would have forgiven them,…

Dude, that is not cool.

Shit show is pretty accurate.

Thank you <3 I’m going to put on terrible 90s pop and see how many Steps lyrics I can still remember (jk it’s all of them)

I have to share another story of stupid local people. I hear and see some stupid crap living in a place that is both a college town and the seat of state legislature. This one about made my brain short circuit. I was eating breakfast at Denny’s last Sunday (judge away!) and was seated across the aisle from a family of…

PRIDE FEST AT MY HOME TOWN TONIGHT.

I only saw the “we’ve taken this down” post... what happened?

Let’s do both.

My life’s in the toilet. I kinda feel like that gif. Here’s a kitty!

Normally I would want to talk at great length about the cinematic masterpiece that is Clueless, but obviously we have to talk about the Gawker shitshow instead.

Can I ask for some love and good thoughts in my general direction? I don’t want to really get into it here, for a lot of reasons, but I had a terrible, terrible week and tomorrow I’m going to have to do one of the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It’s for the best and I need to do it, but it’s heartbreaking and I just…

THIS IS LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE, MARIE.
(I’m not actually mad, I’m just being a butthead.)

Anyway my life is slowly imploding around me and I’m just all:

I’ll be drinking lots of fluids and mumbling and also procrastinating. I think I’ve got a kidney infection and I’ve been so feverish and out of sorts that I’m massively behind on all my stuff and now I’ve got that thing where you’re so panicky about all the things you have to do that you’re incapable of doing them.…

I’m on vacation, staying at a hotel with a pool. Was snickered at in the elevator as I was heading down to the pool in my bathing suit.