Are you talking about an elk antler? Because that’s what I carry and it can break a man’s femur and easily gouge out some eyes. It's badass.

I carry the end of an elk antler (they are incredibly strong and virtually indestructible) in my pocket but this would be amazing. Luckily I haven't had to use my weapon but just knowing its there is a little consolation.

Fuck. I will happily except my baby sleeping on my chest tonight.

It's actually a leotard ;) Her etsy shop is Lone Reed Designs. Soooooo good

Unfortunately no, he made it himself

My husband’s ringtone for me is Omar whistling that and one of the dealers saying “YO OMAR’S COMING MAN!” “OH SHIT!”

My biological father was an abusive creature and terrified my mother to the point that there is STILL a standing restraining order against him. My mother is extremely sensitive and I can only imagine that she assumed she would be a single mom her whole life. She met my father at the age of 32, they moved in a month…

Its completely on a case by case basis. Leading with money seems like a major red flag. And asking about “what kind of friends you’ll be” seems completely ridiculous. I’ve recently reconnected with my most recent ex and we’re approaching our friendship like it was before we started dating. Easy, funny, and no…

I’m so so sorry. You know its the right thing to do, but that doesn’t make it any better. ::hugs::

I think the only way to eat guac is by body weight.

I fucking love Bubbles. That’s the nickname for our dog.

always the best

:( I’m sorry. We really got lucky with this pair. They are inseparable. And tolerant dog couldn’t care less if the baby pulls fur/ears/eyes. Is your dog much older? We got our pup the week we found out I was pregnant so she always “knew” there was someone else to watch over.

Congrats! I await the day!

It took me until my 3rd try to get into it. Then I was hooked.

If you come at the king you best not miss.

The cheese stands alone.

100% agreed.

That information is confidential.

my evil plan is working! mwhahaha