Holy shit I am doing that ASAP.

Do what you gotta do!

Its brutal isn’t it?! Its even more frustrating because the audition I had previously called me back with an offer in less than 24 hours. UGH

I’ve had quite a few people tell me that! Thank you! I am totally alright with that comparison ;)

Aw thank you!!!

Like others have said, stay busy. But not necessarily with new things, focus on what is currently important in your life and just keep going forward with that. I’ve had cancer twice and the waiting period sucks balls. But for right now, right this second, your mind is actually healthy. You don’t know that anything is…

That’s entirely possible!! East or west coast?!

OH! I did this earlier this week. BUZZ CUT!!!!:

So easy and waaaaay better than real cool whip.

Poor baby! I feel horribly for animals that freak out like that. I worry my dog with get scared by them someday as well.

Dirty fishmonger innuendos. GO.

This sounds EXACTLY like my night. Except sub joint for champagne. SLEEP CHILD SLEEP I SAY!

Ranch Water! Tequila, sparkling water, and muddled limes. Or champagne. GIVE ME THE SPARKLES!

Oh my god. I make a coconut “cool whip” (my son is allergic to dairy) and that would be incredible with oreos... I feel a project coming on.

The first 4th of July after my father had passed away. We spent it with my ex-fiance’s family and my mom was with us. She and I were drinking heavily, because obviously, and my ex-fiance’s fucking creepy ass douchenozzled stepdad was doing this thing where he would go around and hold a camera at stomach height and…

How have I never had this?!?!

As a human being, fuck her. As a breast and cervical cancer survivor SERIOUSLY FUCK HER.

Seriously though, I am always really impressed when I see someone totally nail a parking job. Usually parallel parking. Don’t think I could ever comment on it though, lol

Confession. I have no idea what an “ice box cake” is. And hey, we don’t even have a grill. You’re doing it right.

For real tho.