That horse shit produces more pollution than a car does. -1 for the equine.

"I also love all the people freaking out because this isn't a car review. Jesus Christ people shut the fuck up, 4 hours ago I was reading an article that was shared to jalopnik's front page about Paula Deen and a cruise."

You know what confuses me...

That "douche" you are speaking of is actually Neal McDonough. One of the most underrated actors these days. Oh and that's his real family in that commercial. He's actually a really cool individual. Met him at the New York Comic Con back in 2009 where him, Chris Evans, and a whole bunch of other actors from Captain…

Yes, yes you are the only one. This is blasphemy and the person who did this to this car should be burned at the stake. They ruined a good car with unnecessary modifications.

I want it. I will keep everything on the outside, lower it, and drop in a 1.6L EcoBoost in the back. Instant drifting city van with 188hp.

So I'm guessing since this isn't posted as a NP or CP is because we all know this would automatically be a CP, so it's pointless to even vote.

Yeah, I guess that would be more appropriate given that you don't have much room to gain the momentum in order to end up in one of the rear seats.

The weird thing is is they're not known for being extremely aggressive animals. They are known for being super affectionate though. Used to work at Busch Gardens and the female camels were always wanting to nuzzle me every time I came over. The bulls weren't really aggressive, though.

Was that a chop top E28?

And it's white...

YES! A new Ram that looks exactly like this with absolutely no badging just to see if people can relate it to the TV show. I wonder if it would be as iconic as the Bullitt Edition Mustangs lol...

I was being sarcastic, hence the "Eh"...

Until that bus makes a sudden stop. Then you're actually in the backseat of that bus.

Eh there's other lanes.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Steering with your knees", but it's still one of the coolest cars ever.

kaycog isn't very happy with you...

This is Hamlet the Mini Pig now...

This is Hamlet the Mini Pig now...