If he had, it’d be like this:

I keep my facebook and never, never check it. That way, I can contact old friends if I need to, but I never have to be exposed to people’s babies or lunch. There’s no law that says you have to check your facebook.

Some bridges need to be burned.

Other times people need to smell the gasoline and see the lit match before they realize the other person is serious.

Dolezal, on the other hand, no matter how bad she might feel that oppression, can escape it any time she wants.

I think, first of all, the very ability to step out of the shoes she was walking in 100% changes her experience. People who pretend to be homeless to make themselves feel better aren’t actually homeless, people who put on fat suits to live as an overweight person aren’t actually overweight. People who wear blackface…

Then the problem is not race, it’s racism.

Afterwards, she tried to steal their car but (luckily!) Ben Carson was walking in to dinner. The nanny recognized him, took a couples of pictures, apologized for all the trouble, and left peacefully.

I hate you for this gif.

I hope she poops her pants in public very soon.

I was more than a little surprised at the direction the interviewer was taking. She was like: “Look, you and OJ agree on something!!”. I was shaking my head, but he handled it well. His retort was very, very dry (and wry) but once he had made his point he moved on. I think sometimes the high Drama (and some low…

She was probably asking for it. I mean, she left the house with her face exposed. HER FACE! You don’t show your face unless you want it to be ejaculated upon.

You know, she probably hurt herself on purpose so that she could lure him into ejaculating on her face while she was unconscious and unaware. What a tease.

Yeah, I feel bad for her, but then this whole situation is a lot closer to “really unfortunate” than a “great injustice.”

Not a couple of years, last year. And no one had a problem with it. The amount of hate Jenner and the magazine have received (especially when Jenner is on of dozens of women of the year) is fucking ridiculous.

Elie Weisel, author of the legendary Holocaust autobiography, Night, once reprimanded a letter writer by saying, essentially, “ I do not give you permission to compare your suffering to mine. Our suffering is relative, and fills our own cups up equally.” Which I think is the essential lesson here. Our lives and our…