Oh Burt, you will be missed. I loved you as a commenter and loved watching your rise to stardom. My cats will miss chuckling at your "Cat Overlords" posts.

I've pretty much always worked in jobs where I'd have celebrity contact, so I have a billion. But my all time favorite is something that has stuck with me all these years. This was in the mid-late 80's and I worked for a jeweler with a massive celebrity clientele. It was the kind of place that you'd never expect to…

Valium being sedating is an understatement. It was downright scary to me. I went back to Baclofen and just put up with the spasming. My doctor agrees that marijuana would probably be the best thing for me, but I'm in North Carolina...they'll fight it tooth and nail before it's legalized even medically.

I am just waiting for the day that my VERY conservative state finally gives in. I am like your friend...muscle spacitcity is a bitch. I keep moving up the scale of muscle relaxants and this round is spasms was so severe that we had to break it with Valium. Missed 3 weeks of work getting that shit under control. I…

Oh honey, I am wishing security and safety for you in 2015. Have a good solid plan for your getaway. Be fearless!

I'd like to say that I can't for the life of me imagine a parent saying something so cruel to their child. But I've got enough of that shit to write a book. My crime was being born.

Ugh, agreed. The flames are heinous! And I don't think you're trolling at all. You're looking for information; I totally get it. I'm a science person as well, but I've come to accept that the world we inhabit is bigger than we can understand, and that we haven't begun to tap the depths of the things we experience.…

Yep...THIS...this right here is why I never go near these damned things. Nope the fuck out, indeed.

Unfortunately most paranormal sites are pretty cheesy. You have to kind of wade through a lot of crap, but you'll find some interesting information. I found you a discussion by John Zaffis, who is a somewhat "reputable" source,

As one of Jezebel's resident "sensitivities" (and there are several, and I can't wait for them to ring in) I have no Ouija stories of my own because I stay the hell away from them. I know plenty of people who do...and if you want to freak yourself out, Google "Zoso" and Ouija boards.

This. I was a CJ major and in the beginning I had to take a semester of Calif. criminal law; my professor was a Superior Court judge. Of the many amazing things that he told us, things that stick with me still, one of them was that "in court, it's all about who tells the story the best...that is how cases are won or…

She dated Travis Howard for a bit (I met him after they had broken up) and at the time I thought "woman you have lost your mind, 'cause that man is FINE, and sweet as he can be." She'll always be a knucklehead for letting that one go.

Box cats! I have them too...and if I can figure out how to embed a video, I'll hook you up to the Office Depot box smackdown. It's epic!

THIS! A thousand freaking times! My fur people start banging the door down at 4am. Time change is a bitch.

Oh. My. God. This just about made my hair catch on fire. I am so, so sorry for your loss.

Old school for sure! I used to review for them when they had about 10 writers in their stable. Ahhh...those were the good old days!

Oh I plan to annoy my children something fierce, so I know what you're saying! You should check out a book called "Can Dead People See Me In The Shower?" Hilarious and comforting at the same time; and anything by Jeffrey Wands.

Wow. That's deep. She must have her reasons for staying away. But it may not always be that way. When people ask me why spirits hang around, the best answer that I can give is that they're not settled with their new state once they've crossed over. After all, it is the greatest unknown. There is a great deal of fear…

And he does understand...take that to the bank. That he makes the rounds of your friends speaks volumes. In this life he was loved and in his current incarnation he loves you and your friends enough to drop by now and then. I think it's awesome. I hope you can take comfort in that.

I like to break the ice by saying that I'm one of those "I see dead people" kind of people...except I don't like to "see" them. Sense them? Fine. Hear them? Fine. But actually visualizing them messes with my sense of reality, no matter how at peace I am with the ability. I'm just funny that way. So for someone…