Have you noticed how they always wear ties? See? Exactly. Walks like a duck, talks like a duck, serious professionals like a duck.

It's likely that he does, without ever acknowledging it to his conscious mind. He's like a Will Ferrell character.

Never thought I'd say this, but thankfully the Russians aren't that stupid.

"I am so sorry for accurately representing the belief system I was hired to articulate."

Biden served a similar purpose for Obama… back in a different time, when everything was better.

He has a couple of good songs, not the shitty bluesy ones you typically hear. He also has notable guitar skills. None of that makes Nugent a good person, but Robert Johnson wasn't necessarily a good person either, whether you go by his lyrics or his reported lifestyle.

He's out there, somewhere, helping people understand LOST.

What if they're the same person?

I had a Coleco and felt superior to all the Atari kids. Pac Man? Ha! Try Donkey Kong, bitches. The button makes you jump.

Locally it was cigarette vending machines and jukeboxes. You'd call those guys if you're looking to.. you know… raise some funds for your charity.

Bootstraps!

I heard he got shot.

Does this work in Europe too? I ask because "schtroumpf" has got to be the longest one-syllable word ever. Awkward to say, awkward to humorously insert.

He can do whatever he wants and you can judge him however you like.

Only for 18+ but still. We had corporal punishment too! So you could smoke but you could also get smacked on the ass.

It may have looked like nothing happened, but in fact the US scrapped welfare along with many of its post-depression banking regulations. Another interesting thing about the 90s was that things like yahoo news began to exist, a development that some would argue killed journalism.

I'm from 76 too and I have several distinct memories pre-1980. In a nutshell, everybody smoked and nobody got haircuts.

My high school had a student smoking lounge until 1991.

Yeah that line stuck in my craw. Trends have not been favorable for the XYZ generations and I see no reason to expect big positive changes going forward.

Columbus in the 70s had Fritz the Night Owl. Seems like every city had their own local late-nite movie host.