Almost. It's made for WB executives who think "dark and edgy" means quality.

I like to think Superman is a Browns fan so he knows all about cheering for the uniform.

And hope is what the big "S" means. Now.

Lois Lane was the hero of the last one.

I have never understood "I love superheroes but I reject half of them."

Oh for fuck's sake. I watched it without sound, didn't catch that. All they need now is James Brown announcing that somebody feels good.

This sounds like a line from the MST3K version, which is how they should have released BvS in the first place.

What I'd give for a "rapid fire intro" to a comic book movie. Stan Lee used to apologize for spending 3 pages on setup.

That means your baby is still alive!

Not in hindsight. Nor when a couple of MST3K episodes fixed the problem. Apparently that show is straight like a laser.

Well, it was a dumb name.

I haven't looked at infowars in maybe 15 years, but back then it was 40% anti-Bush, 40% anti-Israel, and the rest was about aliens. Jones came off like a nutbag but not like a right winger at all. I'm not clear on how he got from there to here.

I watched 3 episodes of He-Man and they gave me gay dating ads.

Mine's getting there.

To be clear, I'm not suggesting we lay down for Putin now. It's way too late for appeasement to do any good. But we also don't need to push him toward war unnecessarily. What if he invades the Baltics? I honestly don't know the answer. Maybe Trump gives him a high five, maybe Trump launches nukes.

That's the whole point— no.

That worked relatively well, did it not?

I love the fact that, in some tenuous way, AV Club is owned by the Power Rangers.

It's somewhat regional too. Different US regions have enjoyed/suffered very different fates over the last couple generations. But the cities and the country don't get along anywhere.

The pie had been shrinking for decades ("rust belt" is not a new term) and that crash was the failure of our last mechanism for hiding it.