I like the cowboy episode from early on. "They kidnapped the wrong people."

Technically if Bajor was stationary it would be the only stationary thing in the universe.

They're ahead in their first appearance, but the war ends in that episode and from then on it's all posturing. The Romulans were originally portrayed as being much scarier.

We don't want to be rescued, we want the German girls to teach us home economics until the war's over.

He's going to try carving his name on it, but he'll get thwarted partway through and everyone will think it's a tribute to the band ELO.

Welcome back my friend to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside come inside!

I'm a socialist. You're not even hitting the wall your target is attached to. You just shot the coffee pot, and that's the only coffee pot we had.

With all those words added, at least it doesn't implode on itself. Still doesn't win us any elections though. We should probably turn our attention to that soon.

Bigotry is wrong, and all of Middle America is ignorant and uneducated. You're not feeling any tension there at all? Not one nibble of dissonance?

But we aren't allowed to vote against Nancy Pelosi. She ignores our issues, holds back our representatives, and led our party into the shitter.

I'm guessing Tony Stark would be a solid Republican voter. His fortune comes from defense spending and his traditional enemies are racist caricatures of Russia and China.

My neighborhood is like Sesame Street and my building is like your building. Various Himalayan languages spoken, many signs in Spanish or Arabic. My county has a sales tax on beer and cigarettes that funds local artists and a property tax that provides socialized medicine.

Jewish people might want to know that.

California has 2 NASCAR tracks. The entire Midwest has 3.

Reason #1: More elections are coming

Correct, except that suburbanites are very reliable voters. It's the inner cities that don't vote. Problematic doesn't begin to describe this phenomenon.

Exactly. We already tried burning it down, and all that did was turn them against unions.

Are you referring to the Oscars show or to those who didn't watch it? Because 4 hours of people celebrating their greatness is not my cup of tea.

As a matter of fact, they are. That's the gist of it.

Impoverished Regions Fail To Appreciate Fancy People Congratulating Each Other