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I've only seen the first one and one other, couldn't tell you which, but I enjoyed them both. They're good at what they do.

There are a couple of solid Game of Thrones board games out there, which actually have something to do with the story, so why bother with this?

You're in a Trump article's comment thread, how is that a lonely place?

I'm your density.

What you need is a better bar.

Well there's your opening. Smack him.

You're a whimsy.

For us it was smelly stickers. They were legal tender and so were Garbage Pail Kids.

RC has an aftertaste that's almost… purple.

There were a lot of those Sinatra-era compilations in the 80s but there were also classic rock compilations, and people calling it old. Remember Freedom Rock? And that was ages ago, so classic rock has done pretty well.

They have different languages on different days? That's insane.

Problem is, Obama won bears 90/10 the last time out. But it's well known that bears hate Mitt Romney. They always have and they always will.

And that's why we call them World Wars.

You know what the Constitution says about reporters, right? It says they should eat cake. But only 3/5 of a cake, the rest of it goes to Trump. And that's terrible.

Trump X: The Final Election Day

Um, sir… reporters are Citizens.

You're missing the big picture. Those people weren't getting news at all before, so it was a net positive. It's not like Jon Stewart drew his audience away from reading finance papers.

When I think of Germany I think of Dieter from Sprockets. Dieter was played by Mike Myers, a Canadian. So you and I are practically cousins.

As a member of Team Poop, I chastise you. Poop is a funny word for a funny thing. That's how life should be.

It looks more like a "hey baby"