If that increase is still a joke, which it is, then yes it becomes an eat cake moment. It's the campaign. Take a stand for the poor, you're supposed to be on their side. You can always back down later, everybody does, but the campaign is when you take a stand. She forgot to.

Not so much outsider but populist.

Nashchat? Sounds Russian.

I want a New Orleans funeral, with the band and the dancers. And a big kegger afterward.

Same in Ohio. If I ever said "gone home" the response would be "What? I thought he was dead!"

Looks like the creators of Heathen are all female… which makes you a reverse boomerang misogynist, I think.

Come try our IPA, then our Xtreme IPA, then our Hyper Hopper Super Shebang IPA, and then your taste buds will finally be ready for our all new blend of varnish and super glue.

That sounds awful, and mildly pornographic, but nothing like any cartoon I've seen. Have you considered living in Utah? As I understand it, anything even remotely arousing is frowned upon there, and the state's leadership considers all forms of pornography depraved. Of course we're still talking about cartoons…

You seem to have a firm grasp on that trope, but it doesn't resemble any anime that I'm familiar with. I prefer the violent robot variety. Why not try regular porn, if that's what you're going for? And if you want to insult specific people, why not be specific about it?

Would you like to making fuck?

Turns my turds blue every time.

My favorite is the cow wearing a leather jacket. I suppose that cow eats burgers too.

This is the most hateful thread I've seen here in a while, and on such a ridiculous subject. Making fun of people who watch cartoons? Seriously? This is the AV Club for fuck's sake.

Email's not safe so they use couriers instead.

When do I get an imaginary daughter? Are they just assigned or—

That plaid thing looks like a 60s-70s suitcase.

"A situation I will exploit to its fullest potential."

You assume this concert would be an actual concert, which isn't likely. How would they prepare the recorded backing and lip synch tracks?

Unemployable? For some bosses racism is a feature, not a bug.

Authenticity