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Dude’s got like 5 doors on his house.

He didn't ACTUALLY murder anyone, so he's not a bad guy. Why are we taking away his God given constitutional rights? That's really fucked up, you authoritarian government. Give this man 19 AK-47s and let him go on his way, you fucks. 

Again, fuck right off with “Can both sides see beyond the political problem at hand and admit that we have a life preservation problem on our hands?”. Yes, one already does. You’d think Democrats were proposing sweeping regulation with real teeth that was too far away from any potential compromise. They are begging

That’s the thing I don’t get about Chappelle. He stopped doing his Comedy Central series because he became concerned that people were laughing at it for the wrong reasons. Does he not care about that now just because it doesn’t affect him directly?

Accusing trans people of “jumping the line” is also a wildly ignorant argument to make, because trans people have been fighting for their rights for decades too. They just haven’t gotten much traction before now.

“Something he used to complain about” is the understatement of the century. Dude literally walked out on a $50mil contract for season 3 of Chappelle’s Show because of that. Right before leaving for South Africa, he walked out of a show in Sacramento when people were chanting “I’m Rick James, bitch,” saying this before

Yeah, the whole “comedians are supposed to challenge social norms through humor and wit” thing doesn’t really apply when they’re just reinforcing social norms through dull observations that were already well established back in the 70s. “Trans women have COCKS” and “an [x] that identifies as a [y]” are things a drunk

Howard runs down the list of what he knows are Jimmy’s shenanigans, saying he knows Jimmy wants to get caught. Is there maybe some truth to that? Jimmy has been ambivalent about Kim’s plan to get the Sandpiper money since she first seriously suggested it. Getting caught might be a way to try to end it. How else can

AV Club episode grades for the final season that they’re now pretending was absolute shite:

B+, A-, B, B, B-, B+.

The show botched the Dorne storyline utterly, and rushed the final straight. Had they stuck to the ten episode per season format then they’d probably have stuck the landing better. There’s nothing

There is not now, nor has there ever been, anything good about the anti-democratic body known as the Senate.

An entity designed to stoke apprehensions then citing a rise in “apprehensions” is the most 2022 thing I’ve read all day.

do you remember the very swift and strong pushback from the GOP after he talked about the cocaine orgies? the thought is that because he did that and wasn’t i don’t know sufficiently contrite, that they want him out and are doing this to torpedo his campaign.

besides, do you really think the DNC has the stones to do

I felt like Mike’s “You’re made of sterner stuff” was foreshadowing, I just can’t decide what it was foreshadowing.

Mrs. F.: “He wears a clip on tie! His whole life is a fraud!”

A new report released Thursday by New York-based advocacy group Worth Rises detailed some 4,100 corporations that profit from the country’s prisons and jails. It identified corporations that support prison labor directly or through their supply chains. The group also recommended divesting from more than 180 publicly

You do know that many prisons in the US are privately owned, right?

They can try...but, there’s a decent argument to be made that the less crazed proponents of SB 8 never really intended for actual lawsuits (which would open it up to being overturned) it was always meant to function as it has- as a potentially ruinous deterrent that prevents actual providers from providing abortion to

That’s why Mac is my favorite character. He’s the king of belligerent obliviousness. I can relate.