I am sure he will get a nice memorial moment from Fox news... with Ben Carson’s picture.

There was surprisingly good porn on Google+ for a few weeks. 

Republicans: The invisible hand of the free market is never wrong!

When Tom Cruise and the Scientologists seem sane in comparison to our government, The Rapture is nigh.

Fuck this lady, I just looked at her twitter and she retweeted someone that said HCQ should be over the counter and taken by pregnant women!!!

I have a feeling it would be super easy to get her to refer to herself as a "faith healer"

One of my favorite bits is the unexplained, inexplicable bicycle joust.
“Aww, man, it’s bad luck just seeing something like that!”

I heard that fava beans pair well with human liver and a nice Chianti.  I wouldn’t be surprised if that meal was served in the Trump household now and again.

A great artist who painted some of the most grotesque pictures ever imagined. Cannibals, mad men, war crimes, and witches are not what I would want my food associated with.

And then he punctured them with his fangs and sucked out the contents?

Not for lack of trying. Between reneging on the nuclear agreement and assassinating one of their generals it’s kind of amazing the US is not currently at war with Iran.

Dave Weigel has pointed out that the GOP fixation on Clinton has backfired, because they are finding less and less oxygen to attack Biden. The GOP desperately needs more than their base, but they keep refighting 2016, and they are only reminding voters that they are not dealing with problems of 2020.

This is stupid and incorrect. Sanders lost that primary and this one. He just got less votes. He’d be great if he won, which is really debatable if he even could win the general, but he wouldn’t have been able to pass all the stuff he wants it’s just not practical within our system. And yeah our system sucks. Part of…

BONG

I remember when Guitar Hero 3 came out, Charlie Daniels was actually annoyed that “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was the final boss. He said he didn’t like the idea that you could lose against the Devil and the implied fact that your soul is condemned to Hell. The interviewer rightfully brought up that that’s the…

I think you may be confused. Ryan Adams is the abusive sexist. Bryan Adams is the racist.

Don’t get me started on how bad the mess hall bratwurst is at Fort Hitler.

Don’t forget what made Pickett’s ruinous charge possible: Robert E. Lee’s stubborn refusal to withdraw despite his generals telling him that they were in a bad position.

Chisel a circle with a line through it around those dead white guys.

We all wish it were only the South, don’t we?