The ridiculous thing is that it was a pretty lame attempt to usurp the Cowboys as the most popular team in the state and the name was actually stolen from the former Dallas team.

This is a little beyond not refusing. You had to actively apply and ask for this money. They asked for a handout. 

pfft. . . all the good bands are affiliated with Satan

There’s also an episode where Tracy disguises himself as a white women but runs out of white make up so he covers his hands with prop lobster claws. I think it’s more a product of their “throw everything against the wall and see what sticks” style. I think even the “two black swans” gag is pretty funny. Generally,…

When I saw the report that May 2020 was the hottest on record it occurred to me that we’re playing out the plot of Do the Right Thing on a national level. 

I was wondering the other day where the: “Well, I’m just a simple country lawyer but . . .” came from.

There was a channel here that would run a block in the morning of Perry Mason followed by Matlock.

I was about to say . . . I’m old enough to remember when RATM was criticized by the “more punk than thou” crowd for business practices that were incongruous with their stated politics. At least saying they aren’t sufficiently leftist shows an understanding of their music.

That song Melissa Villasenor did on Weekend Update pretty much nailed it. It’s just 2 hours of white male rage, white male rage!

Frankly, when I finally got the big stair dance scene and Rock And Roll, part 2 starts playing I was completely cheesed out. It came off corny and completely blew any tone it had spent 90 minutes setting up.

I’m sure every show can do more to diversify their writing staffs but Conan’s show gets credit for introducing me to Deon Cole so I don’t think he’s starting from square one.

Oof, terrible take. He was asking people not to indiscriminately destroy their own city. He was asking them to focus their anger. Also, he’s a legend for doing that while tripping on ‘shrooms.

I’m qualifying “top tier” more in the sense that they were legit major leaguers. Maybe on the lower end of that scale but major leaguers nonetheless. I think the reason that no one tries this anymore is because splitting training between the two kinda just makes you mediocre at both (or quickly wears out your body, in…

It also shows how amazing Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders were. Not just to compete at both sports, but to be a top tier player in two professional sports is just 1 in a million out of a super small sub set of professional athletes.I always thought the baseball thing was, in part, to be mentioned in the same conversation…

Nah, if this is true, where else is it codified in law that we are allowed to take up arms against our president, governors, mayors, police forces or military? Where is tyranny defined and where is the line when we’re citizens are legally allowed to start shooting them. Last I checked it’s actually a capital crime to…

Actually, the court threw Hotze’s suit out because it said Hidalgo was within her power to issue fines. Seems like her and the Mayor backed-off the fines anyway but, like I said, the fine was an empty threat. The police were never going to hand out tickets to people not wearing mask. The article I read this morning is…

People really seem to have a hard time with the idea that it is there to suppress YOUR snot/spit. It’s not there to prevent you from getting sick. You’re wearing it out of consideration for the people around you. That’s what gets me about the people trying to equate it to some type of freedom, it has nothing to do…

If I were inclined to wager on something so morbid I would put my money on surpassing that benchmark by June 1st. The current trends may have plateaued but they have not turned downward.

Houston is requiring masks in public places. The mayor went as far as saying they would fine people not wearing them and that stores/supermarkets could turn away customers not wearing them (frankly, I think this is an empty threat but what good is ordinance if it doesn’t carry a fine?). Some right wing idiot is…

If that crew was the “best” you’d think they’d have any escape routes from the compound mapped out.