It’s cute that he think he’ll make is to his 1st parole hearing. He’s 82, the odds of making it to 90 while in jail are pretty small.

I admittedly didn’t follow much of the closed door meeting but the biggest revelation for someone like me was the stark facts of the timeline. How the stuff with Guiliani had been going on way before the phone call which is why some of the state dept lifers were already on edge. The fact that the money wasn’t released…

Frankly, the Clinton impeachment had blow jobs and stained dresses. This is just carefully laying out how colossally stupid the people around Comrade Dum Dum are, and most of us already knew that.

I disagree. Trump is dangerous because of the cult of personality around him. Pence has literally no personality. He would come into power limping with a Congress intent on not doing his bidding. It would be easy to ride out the next 12 months and Republicans would literally have no one with any momentum to run in…

Deplorables gotta . . .  deplore

I mean, not to victim blame, but the who the hell exchanging sex for tickets to see this guy’s act?

I wonder if they’ve tried to lure to him to testify before Congress in an impeachment hearing by telling him that it will be, by far, the highest rated thing he’s ever done. He’s such a fucking narcissist I bet that would be a huge Sophie’s choice for him.

Kids cry about everything. My nephew cried the other night because my niece was using the bigger iPad. 

By the time they’re teens they will voluntarily share far more embarrassing stuff on social media.

I can’t lie. I have a few Fred Perry polos and I don’t reach for the dark blue one much these days for fear of being associated with some Proud Boy incel loser.

I liked Kanye better when he thought he was God.

Even the stuff about George Washington having a “business desk” is laughably stupid. Washington was a general, he did not make his name wheeling and dealing.

He’s also clearly super pissed that Pres. Obama has a book deal and a development deal with Netflix.

It is canon, though. Dennis always ordering food for Mac is something that is established. There’s also an episode where they try to hang with different people and the conclusion is that they’re the only two assholes that can stand each other.

Between this and the “Liz Warren is a Cougar” thing they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for favorable headlines. The most pitiful thing is they both thought it was hella clever.

It occurs to me that if you really believe the Rush/Hannity narrative that Trump is playing everyone for fools and is playing this 3D chess that no one else sees, you can still only conclude that he is trying to get himself fired.

Trump has basically demonstrated that if your party controls the Senate all you have to do is appoint a sycophant to head the Justice Department and you can basically run the country like a dictator. Even if this ends up being symbolic the point has to be made that it is not okay.

I’ve lived here for 25 and I can tell you in the previous 20 it only happened once. Anyone still arguing that this is just an outlier is not paying attention.

That’s the thing. We know we can’t do anything to stop gun violence in general. Our country is bursting at the seams guns and violent idiots. This is just about reducing the body count of these mass shootings. We’ve had two shooting where these maniacs with AR’s killed 50 people in a few minutes. There should be no…

It’s also become an official sponser of the NFL.