I dunno, goober kinda evokes a harmless doofus in my mind but hey, do you.

Isn’t that what Amazon is training us all to do? To have laundry detergent delivered to us rather than walking to the corner store.

They do realize that they’re chanting “Roll Tide”, not “White Pride”, right?

The same as the rubes here that think that Comey, Mueller and McAbe were all involved in a leftist conspiracy.

Man, the word twerp just fits Shapiro like a goddamn glove.

He probably shouldn’t have led with that line about shitting his pants.

I’ve seen all my past Hollywood crushes move on into these roles. Wynona Ryder plays a frumpy mom on Stranger Things. Heather Graham plays a spinster aunt. Selma Hayek plays someone that would be married to Adam Sandler. Alyssa Milano does voice overs for those sad commercial for neglected dogs.

Samantha Bee actually covered this phenomena pretty well in her “Correspondence Dinner”:

Yeah, I mean c’mon fellas get your weed guy to hook you up with some cartridges. I take them through airports all the time without any problems. Some of them are indistinguishable from the nicotine ones.

This is even funnier cuz this guy just caught a DUI:

They should’ve referred to them as “life hacks to improve your bank balance” instead.

Whenever you catch something like that a witch did it.

Hey now, the dude is simply demanding more realism in the show about dragons, ice zombies, and witches.

I enjoyed it to but I just thought they might make it a little more complicated than Arya straight up charging him and stabbing him. They spent a season and half establishing Arya as a an assassin and a master of disguise. Maybe have her steal someone’s face in order to get close to the Night King and then stab him. I…

If anything that floor is designed to flood to keep water from collecting in other more vulnerable areas.

Castle Doctrine is actually on pretty firm moral ground. Someone comes into your home uninvited with the intention to rob or harm you (or a family member) you reserve the right to shoot that person.

Oof, too much Andy

In fairness, Cohen would run a tape recorder.

Yeah, I can’t see that doing anything other than putting you down for a long nap.

Okay, that makes sense. It just doesn’t seem like the greatest medium for an aspiring joke writer who wants to keep his jokes protected.