Maybe? Or they swing so low because of his infinite mercy and drag around on the ground. I really need some rocks to put a more cohesive narrative together. So, I am off to buy some crack.

If I were a fundamentalist and I was just pulling things out of my ass I would at least come up with something better than a flood. Why don't they try to prove that the Grand Canyon is actually the footprint of God's balls, or something? If they could convince me of that I might consider conversion.

Freedom can be used to describe anything from the feeling of driving a Ford pickup to the feeling of losing one's affordable health care. It really is a magical word.

Inland sea deez nuts!!

If Ja Rule isn't involved, neither am I.

On second thought, Efron might be able to pull off the Ruprick scene.

Is that right? I didn't read that part. That's almost worst. The whole point of the movie is that these two young(er) self-styled gigolos are scamming old rich woman. If you change that dynamic to young woman scamming old men that completely takes the teeth out of it. I don't wanna be accused of sexism but that sounds…

For some reason Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is the one that bothers me the most. Watching one of the Franco brothers or Zac Efron trying to summon Steve Martin's charm and comedic timing sounds like a total shit show.

Psychedelics in general, are not a social drug for me. I just want to sit in my living room with my records and bug out by myself.

Having read some of the arguments that they make they always seem to be able to tell you that it's NOT a sphere. When pressed for more details about what the actual shape is they never have a coherent response. Basically, they can tell you what it isn't, or why you're views are wrong but they can't provide evidence of…

The fact that a tech billionaire is beating the singing cowboy made me realize that I don't know much about Montana at all.

They don't want to set the precedent that it's okay to choke slam some pesky reporter that throws a mic in the face of someone at an inopportune time. Jesse Watters would be dead by the end of the week.

It's close enough to demonstrate that an admittedly small contingency of religious extremist in this country do actually advocate for the execution of gays and that is undeniably a segment of voters that Cruz and Rubio have both courted. In Cruz's state right now they are trying to pass a law to keep gay couples from…

Is this close enough?

I prefer just recognizing that the character is stable financially than a Friend's type set up where a person that works at a coffee house can afford a 1500 sq ft 2 bedroom apt on the Upper West Side.

Meet ups with dating apps are not that difficult. I think what the episode shows is that it's the second date that is elusive.

The main one that gets me is that Republicans are the ones that tell us that government is incapable of doing anything effectively or efficiently. But, somehow building a unified 2000 mile wall and militarizing our border with an ally is something that the government should endeavor to do. If in some way they actually…

. . . and penis is Russian for . . . ?

Mexico would have to import the alligators from Florida, now that's winning!

Did they get rid of the dank? But Moe, the dank?