Awww...

I bet it's smarter than dolphins.

@Buckus: Polly want a cracker?

Why do all of the stamps at the USPS website have crossed out "forever" on them?

Release the bees!

@ChaoZ: Not even if it resembles the shape of a handgun? What about a gun shaped like a knife? Mmmm, landmines shaped like a cheesecake...

A perfect Christmas gift for Martha Stewart?

Why can't I change my password or log in? Any helpful advice?

@goodwood8: I liked it too.

Hey #Apple, change the #iPad switch back to screen lock!

This is not the weather you're looking for. Move along.

@MacAttack: No, really...

I'm just curious, what features are those?

@600 Pounds of Pumpkins: It's a roadster, so the constant rush of air at your face and around your head would fuck you up pretty quickly. Just think of bugs, sand, dust, rain etc hitting the face, wind blowing at your ears, nose and constantly drying the eyes... one wouldn't last 13,000 miles.

I agree with the guy at Colbert last night - terrorists have already achieved their goals.

What hype? There were three lines of text...

Just imagine how much more fun it would be with TWO engines!

@Standish: No, the difference is that Comedy Central allows us to view those episodes all over the world so their audience is so much larger and diverse.

@Drive-by troll: Why not a 10000 rpm WD Velociraptor?

People, hide your cats!