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“Beneath the Valley of the Dolls”

Thanks so much for this. I am now actively looking to lose the ability to read.

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“But I’m not going to tell you about a girl. I’m not going to tell you about a girl...”

Brilliant, it’s the final week of the campaign and the Tory campaign has finally revealed a weak spot on the NHS, with the winter lack of beds giving room for Labour to get some hits in and maybe turn this around. Thank christ they’ve got some talent in there like John Ashworth as Shadow Health Secretary who’s in

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Applicable to Ken Russell saying anything about anything.
What a great guy.

Or, in other words, “it is you who are the ball-lickers!”

Trump jokes with the first responders and their families that the stage may not hold all of them but that if it collapses they “are not falling very far”

Can they keep us in the dark for life?  Can they hide him from the waiting world?

“Get outta here John. We’re smoking pipe weed, and you don’t want no part of this shit.” - CS Lewis

Here’s the story
of a bad director
who was editing three very bad movies:
All of them had angry men,
dark and gritty,
and prominent boobies.

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

The super powered fights between non-super powered combatants was yet another thing Snyder got wrong.

Seriously, no mention of Max von Sydow's Ming, which 12 year old me thought was the greatest performance in the history of film? 

I always felt clever for getting the gag from the movie Hi Fidelity that you could easily sell people the Beta Band ep by starting the song Dry the Rain in the middle rather than from its unlistenable beginning.

I’m Drunk