Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Applicable to Ken Russell saying anything about anything.
What a great guy.

Or, in other words, “it is you who are the ball-lickers!”

Trump jokes with the first responders and their families that the stage may not hold all of them but that if it collapses they “are not falling very far”

“She’s.... so POP u lar....
She’s.... so POP u lar........”

Can they keep us in the dark for life?  Can they hide him from the waiting world?

“Get outta here John. We’re smoking pipe weed, and you don’t want no part of this shit.” - CS Lewis

Here’s the story
of a bad director
who was editing three very bad movies:
All of them had angry men,
dark and gritty,
and prominent boobies.

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

RIP Regular Soul Singer James Ingram:

If she quotes Swamp Thing she becomes president by default. It’s in the Constitution; look it up.

Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

The super powered fights between non-super powered combatants was yet another thing Snyder got wrong.

Seriously, no mention of Max von Sydow's Ming, which 12 year old me thought was the greatest performance in the history of film? 

I always felt clever for getting the gag from the movie Hi Fidelity that you could easily sell people the Beta Band ep by starting the song Dry the Rain in the middle rather than from its unlistenable beginning.

I’m Drunk

“I was wrong and we are gonna kill this track”

Sadly, Every Thrones has it’s Dorne.

I saw Social D many years ago at a rockabilly festival in Orange County, CA. Little Richard was the headliner. Ness commented that Little Richard was up next to close out the show. The Nazi branch on the greaser scener did a little Seig heil. Ness told them they should shut up and get out of there. He told those…