Dean Spanos might be the thinnest skinned babyman in the NFL, which is no small feat.

He said didn’t think the Raiders will really move, but if they do, it’ll be the city of Oakland that’s to blame.

Dear god, please do not wear headphones while riding a bike. Your hearing will often save you before your eyesight does.

Do not wear headphone when riding a bike.

I had a conservative friend tell me that she doesn’t like it when either side dehumanizes the other side. I agreed, and I held my tongue on the response that I can think of far more examples of that coming from her side than mine. I think maintaining a discourse that acknowledges shared humanity is a good thing.

Only did 70 once, and it was from Chicago to San Francisco. So I did 80 through Iowa and Nebraska (kill me) and 76 down to Denver. Stopped on 70 just west of Denver for a bite. As I was leaving the diner I overheard someone say that a semi had overturned and was blocking all westbound lanes. Figured I was screwed, but…

I-70 in Colorado is unquestionably the best interstate in the continental U.S. The worst is any interstate in New Jersey.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

At the risk of speaking for DS, I think they don’t go in on them very often because it’s so far below them. Like why you won’t see Obama on split-screen arguing on primetime Fox News.

For thousands of years, we didn’t reward ghoulish monsters who needlessly made vulnerable people’s lives unquestionably worse with fabulous wealth and power. Since capitalism and modern media has reversed that tradition, we can drop the pretense of respectability when one of these assholes dies on the toilet.

I’m sad that he died so peacefully. A gang of rabid prairie dogs tearing little chunks out of him would have been great.

I cant stand the constant anonymous quotes that frequent articles these days, maybe even worse than anonymous players are the “anonymous sources” in the team buildings.

Trump has mostly switched from being a subversive populist to being a conventional corporatist.

I thought he’d for sure be registered at Dread, Bath & Beyond.

the easy way from the top to deal with at least a portion of that problem is not even promoting cannabis—just don’t penalize people for [using] it

Anybody who’s seen the slow, grueling spectacle at the annual Hall of Fame induction - a sad parade of middle-aged men in yellow blazers hobblimg and staggering toward the stage, where burly men help them ascend a small staircase - has seen where reliance on NFL medical advisers will lead.

Agreed. Man I wanted Adams. But as long as its been since we’ve had a franchise safety, its been about 70 years for a franchise QB. I just am worried that Fox won’t be able to keep Trubisky off the field once they start, say, 1-8.

Fine. But do the Bears have the coaching staff to develop a QB? Will Fox even be here after this next season, he was not Pace’s guy?

He is a perfectly cromulent QB. Just seems strange to trade all those picks away for a QB this year (who you don’t plan on starting) when there’s a pretty strong chance to if Glennon does suck, the team would have the opportunity to draft a QB next year.

I remember playing NBA Live with a buddy sitting on the floor of his dorm room when another kid showed up in the doorway and tossed SOMEthing over our heads to my friend’s roommate. In the next breath we realized it was pot, turned, and saw the dude holding a damn brick of it. I remember being astonished and kind of…